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“Apparently adult life is mostly crying and looking at menus online.”
You are getting really good at budgeting:
You know how to portion your food:
And eat and drink healthy:
You never pass up a chance to give some of your sage advice to those ~less wiser~:
The love of your life is not another human being, but wine:
Because dating is HARD:
But you’re young so who cares!
Kids? Me? No.
You just have different priorities:
And interests! You own live plants now:
This speaks to you on a personal level:
You regularly reminisce on the glory days:
You’ve come to realize the accuracy behind this:
Damn, and this:
You’re constantly going to weddings that aren’t your own:
Everyone besides you is basically married with three kids:
And lives in a house with a fenced-in backyard!
Even strangers are getting in engaged in front of your eyes!
But it’s whatever, because THESE are your family goals: